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can we talk about how the skater dudes react to their friend being a cellist
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geese hAVE TEETH ON THEBR TONGUES N o
i dont think theres really anything scarier than geese man
Dunno.
Turtles are pretty close.
Not really as terrifying or dangerous, but camel’s have pretty nast mouths too
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you know when someone texts you and wakes you up and you don’t remember texting them back because you were still like half asleep?
but you actually did text them back
and the text doesn’t make sense
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so my little sister heard the ice cream truck and tried to grab her money and run after it but she couldn’t catch up so now she’s just kinda lying there on the street
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this is one of the worst cases we’ve ever seen.
we assembled the best team of doctors from around the world to help.
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So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.” And then she was like, “BRAND.” And I was like, “Seriously, I don’t care. Get me fucking Hannah Montana for all I care.” Cause I’m a smartass like that. And her, also being a smartass, brings this shit home to me. My fucking mother. No one angers me more.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF ALL TIME
i think i just peed myself
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